Friday, May 1, 2026

The unbearable arrogance of elevated horror (Or: What CinemaSins Does to a MF)

In the absence of Content for the Content Mill I'm dredging up one of my blog post rants from the Medium era, of which I had a scant few. So what you're about to read is about a year old, but I was reminded of it because it's an ongoing complaint. I've edited it a little but it's otherwise unchanged. - June

god, this fucking bullshit movie pissed me off
Have you ever seen the remake of Suspiria? I’m a big fan of the original — it was bright, and colorful, and full of music, and quite intense and surreal; in short, the perfect late 1970s horror film. The sort of platonic ideal of the genre, if you will. The remake, meanwhile, was none of that, and as it careened towards its long-overdue finale I tried to figure out what about the film was bothering me. As I sat through the credits, I figured it out: it was basically an Ari Aster film without Ari Aster, and much like his actual films I initially felt really ambivalent about it. Ultimately, the strongest feeling I had watching it was a cementing of my dislike of “elevated horror,” both as a label and as a movement, and my finally being able to put to words what it is, exactly, that I can’t stand about it: it’s basically a rebranding of arthouse horror cinema, but slathered in money and metaphor to hide the fact that most of these movies aren’t meaningfully “smarter” than other horror movies. Finally, I came around to the inevitable conclusion: I fucking hated Suspiria (2018) and everything it stood for.

Suspiria (2018) attempts to draw connections between the political upheavals of 1970s Germany and the long reach of the Holocaust with the goings-on at the dance company and the competing factions of witches who run it. But these connections are superficial at best. “Elevated horror” wants so badly to be meaningful, so badly to have something to say, but the men — and it’s almost always men — who make these movies are aware that they cannot bridge the gap between what their movie is and what they want it to be, and so they play a sleight of hand, because they know that making the movie 150 minutes long and sucking all the color out of it will attract evangelists to explain the metaphors for them.

One of the best horror movies I’ve ever seen of the last two decades is The Empty Man. It’s a profoundly uncomfortable film that touches on a number of topics ranging from the nature of identity (a perennial fixation of mine) to the subtly destructive nature of urban legends (and, indirectly, suicide-contagion) to the way highly corporatized cults like Scientology or NXIVM exist as a microcosm of what reactionaries might call the “Deep State” — the complicated webwork of formal and informal structures that perpetuate an abusive system. It was done absolutely dirty, first by 20th Century Fox and then by Disney (which cared so little about the project that it did not update the opening logo to 20th Century Studios.) Severely under-promoted, and criminally misrepresented in the trailer as another weak Slenderman-style teen horror movie, it was a box office flop, an ignominious fate for an imperfect, yet terrific, horror-noir. But it wasn’t directed by Ari Aster or Robert Eggers, so it’s been forgotten by the type of movie nerds who jerk off over Ari Aster or Robert Eggers, who seem to have been appointed (or self-appointed) the arbiters of taste within the horror community.

This, then is the real sin of the “elevated horror” label: it’s arbitrary. It’s not a real subgenre of horror. It's only a gimmick; for lack of a better term, it's tantamount to virtue signalling. Its very name implies that "other" horror movies are lesser. In so doing, it exposes the obvious purpose of the label as a marketing buzzword, intended to absolve critics — who want to be seen as intelligent — from the sin of liking “genre” film, which is seen as unintelligent.

Now, to be clear, this isn’t to say that every “elevated” horror film is bad, overly long or needlessly desaturated. After all, they’re not all Suspiria (2018). I namedropped Robert Eggers earlier in a fairly derogatory context, but I actually like his movies. My issue is with the label, and the movement it represents. As a movement, it is the kind of people who pay for Twitter and/or have Substack accounts, reacting against movies they don’t like, and retroactively inventing a pseudo-genre consisting solely of the movies they do like to justify their personal biases. They don’t believe that the horror genre is valid as an art form or capable of being meaningful; they believe it to be inherently lowbrow, and therefore must be “elevated” — there’s the buzzword — by throwing in a lot of overwrought metaphors for trauma. As if all the characters not being thoroughly immiserated by each other strips the film of “meaning.” As if horror can never be allowed to exist in and as itself.

These people don’t give a shit about horror as art. They just want to seem smarter than you.

-june❤

Thursday, January 29, 2026

June Gloom on Blogger, year 3

A couple years ago this month I started a blog for boomer shooters like Doom. I called it June Gloom 3D after Duke Nukem 3D. A lot has happened since. I figured it was time to write up the yearly retrospective; I was originally going to write it for this blog, Super June Gloom, but then Duke 3D's birthday happened to come along and I wanted to write about that, and wound up using that post to talk a little bit about the state of my presence on Blogger and my plans for the coming year. So here's a link to that.

Happy birthday, Duke. And here's to a productive year on Blogger. And a better year for everyone. I know things are scary right now, and while it would be comforting to imagine a big badass hero like Duke doing something about the terrible things happening on our streets, the fact is, Duke is still just a character, and it's up to us to save ourselves. But I hope in the meantime we can look to the heroes we create and imagine a better world.

Saturday, January 24, 2026

defrosted

This isn't a political blog, at least not really. I intended to use this platform mostly to rant about things that don't really matter to anyone outside of the all-important 40-45-year-old internet weirdo demographic. But I don't know how I can look at what's happening outside my window or on my screen and not say something.

Saturday, January 17, 2026

in which I spread my arms wide and await my fate: for immersive fans to see this article and scream at me

There are two truths that might seem contradictory. Truth one: I love immersive sims. Truth two: "immersive sim" is not a real thing. You might think that these are contradictory on their face, and you would be correct. And yet, here I am, writing this.

Let me explain.

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Twenty twenty five.

Gonna keep this one short.

This has been a really rough year for me. I've had rougher; the seven years since mom died have contained some of the worst moments of my life. While 2025 doesn't quite have the sheer level of awfulness that was the first few months after mom died, or frankly speaking most of 2021, or the last three months of 2024, it was still an absolute stinker of a year. I think the only thing that saved me was moving into my own apartment, even though I can barely afford it and am losing money fast living here. I also had a visit from one of my very best friends in the whole wide world, and that made a lot of difference.

Tuesday, December 30, 2025

YouTube Delenda Est

YouTube must be destroyed. While you can make arguments for FaceBook and TikTok (personally I think TikTok is way behind just by the other platforms' sheer age) it's my view that YouTube is the one website that has done the most damage to society, culture, and the farce that we call our "democracy."

Wednesday, December 17, 2025

doing an ollie for the girls

I briefly considered making my first actual post a rant about Christmas, but that's boring, and anyway by the time this post goes up Christmas is probably going to already be over. (Turns out it wasn't, but whatever.) I don't have enough non-holiday-themed posts to bury it under yet. Maybe next year. Instead I'm going to talk about blogging. Neat, a blog post about blogging, how meta. But wait, hold your goddamn horses. This isn't what you think. I'm not here to talk about how you can make money at home. You can do that just fine with two feet and an OnlyFans account.